Emily's Tardy Patterns

Warning: the following patterns may cause:

Pattern 1: The Classic Tardy Shuffle

Step 1: Open social media

Step 2: Scroll mindlessly

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 & 2 until the sun goes down

Step 1: Open a new tab for every interesting thing you see

Step 2: Stare at cat videos for 30 minutes

Step 3: Pretend you meant to do that

Step 1: Find a friend to do nothing with you

Step 2: Spend hours talking about nothing

Step 3: Pretend you meant to be doing something